Good thing I brought my axe cane.

Ahoy!
I'm Alex. I'm 17 and from Illinois.
I like rock & soul, science fiction,
surrealism, and dinosauria.
I'm pancreatically challenged and I have
no idea where my life is going.

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“You need to be Russell Brand!”

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❝Oddly, I did meet [Jared Leto] about three years ago, in Thailand at a full moon party. I didn’t realize it was him. I thought it was just someone who looked like him, so I went up to him and said, “You look a lot like Jared Leto. Do you know who Jared Leto is?” He said, “I am Jared Leto.” I wasn’t ready for that, so all I could manage to say was, “Your beauty in Requiem for a Dream detracted from the narrative.” He thanked me and walked away.❞
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Don’t go up to someone and go, “Indian”.

Don’t go up to someone and go, “Indian”.

“I think she should just relax and have a bath and listen to Michael Bublé. A Bublé bath.”

“I think she should just relax and have a bath and listen to Michael Bublé. A Bublé bath.”