March 2010
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I love Keanu Reeves.
Tod: Can I speak frankly, no holds barred?
Helen: Please.
Tod: That is one messed up little dude. You sure we can talk straight? … A few months ago, Garry got his first boner….you know what that is?
Helen: If memory serves.
Tod: Great! Anyway, since then, he’s been… uh… slapping the salami. No offense. Apparently he’s going for a world record….Your...
I suck at tumblr. :)
I had a dream that my mom got back with her ex-boyfriend. It was terrifying. :)
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“Music should be like making love; sometimes you want it soft and tender, other...”
– Jeff Buckley
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