I love Keanu Reeves.
Tod: Can I speak frankly, no holds barred? Helen: Please. Tod: That is one messed up little dude. You sure we can talk straight? … A few months ago, Garry got his first boner….you know what that is? Helen: If memory serves. Tod: Great! Anyway, since then, he’s been… uh… slapping the salami. No offense. Apparently he’s going for a world record….Your...
I suck at tumblr. :)
I had a dream that my mom got back with her ex-boyfriend. It was terrifying. :)
Music should be like making love; sometimes you want it soft and tender, other...– Jeff Buckley